February 2012
eunuchjellythou:
I’m reading Performance in a Leading Role.
Fuck all y’all, this is some quality Johnlock and I am NOT ASHAMED.
Well… maybe a little.
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notahumananymore:
here’s what I think went through the character’s mind.
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“…Somebody loves you”
“What is this Sherlock.. can you explain?”
“omg I was caught. “
“OH GIRL YOU DIDN’T…Better quickly change of subject”
The phone rings
“What was that? was it a groan “
“Damn he…
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29. a message to your fellow drarry shippers? 30....
29: I LOVE YOU ALL <3
30: Noooo…. Don’t make me choose…. I’m going to have to go with book!Harry on account of my being in love with him since I was 4 years old.
My children must love Harry Potter, if they don't,...
lolthefunniest:
AND THEN THEY WILL NOT HAVE TO LOVE HARRY POTTER - THEY WILL BE HARRY POTTER.
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CBS's "Elementary" Season 1
Joan Watson: hey where did my medical degree go where did my apartment go where did my money go whoops better stay with this exotic creepy dude who's from across the pond
Sherlock Holmes: THIS IS NEW YORK... CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DETECTIVES ARE MADE OF-
Joan Watson: hey you're a recovering drug addict right we should stay with each other I'm-
Sherlock Holmes: judging by the huge flag you're carrying you're American and judging by the broken stethoscope around your neck and the ghost of an old lady flying around your head I deduce that you are a surgeon who lost her medical license because your patient died
Joan Watson: oh my God that's really amazing but annoying why does this make me want to jump you also your name is weird but your face is yum
*heterosexual tension*
Sherlock Holmes: let's live together and let me be endearing to the general public with my british sensibilities and make you tea with crumpets
Joan Watson: okay your face is srsly yum oh my god but let me make you jealous
Other Guy: hay Joan
Joan Watson: hay other guy with whom I've had the sexing with many times
Sherlock Holmes: I don't care I'm not jealous look at me I'm a psychopath
*jealous*
Sherlock Holmes: so what can we do for fun other than pretend we're not attracted to each other for the next 9 episodes
Joan Watson: I used to work for this guy called Charlie but now I consult with the NYPD because they don't have their own medical examiners or something
Sherlock Holmes: bet I can solve all the crimes in new york city before this dude Lestrade can
Joan Watson: if you win, we make out. if i win, we make out
Sherlock Holmes: blimey wanker crumpets jesus
*goes to crime scene*
*solves crimes with deductions*
*more heterosexual tension*
*drama about drug use*
*lame British/American differences jokes*
*even more heterosexual tension*
*repeat for the next 22 episodes*
The End.