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My name is Sarah, I am a Slytherin 5th Year at Hogwarts and Pigfarts. When I graduate, I plan to travel with the Doctor, be a hunter, and investigate many things with Sherlock and John. I was born on July 18th, 1996. I am extremely misanthropic and border on sociopathic at times; I have obsessive tendencies. I try not to take myself too seriously and fail at it a lot. The people that I do actually consider my friends are all intelligent. My idols are Benedict Cumberbatch, Steven Hawking, Johnny Depp, and Sherlock Holmes.
Proud Pansexual.
Pansexual: Noun: A person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender including males, females, transexuals, transvestites, etc.
I LOVE Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Supernatural, Merlin, House, Writing, and reading in general. I basically want to marry Benedict Cumberbatch, Johnny Depp, David Tennant, Lauren Lopez, Martin Freeman, Tom Felton, Daniel Radcliffe, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Katie McGarth, Colin Morgan, Lara Pulver... I could go on forever -_-
My Pottermore is IceScarlet208
I have too many ships to type up, so just bare with me through the adorableness.
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CBS's "Elementary" Season 1
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Joan Watson:
hey where did my medical degree go where did my apartment go where did my money go whoops better stay with this exotic creepy dude who's from across the pond
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Sherlock Holmes:
THIS IS NEW YORK... CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DETECTIVES ARE MADE OF-
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Joan Watson:
hey you're a recovering drug addict right we should stay with each other I'm-
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Sherlock Holmes:
judging by the huge flag you're carrying you're American and judging by the broken stethoscope around your neck and the ghost of an old lady flying around your head I deduce that you are a surgeon who lost her medical license because your patient died
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Joan Watson:
oh my God that's really amazing but annoying why does this make me want to jump you also your name is weird but your face is yum
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*heterosexual tension*
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Sherlock Holmes:
let's live together and let me be endearing to the general public with my british sensibilities and make you tea with crumpets
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Joan Watson:
okay your face is srsly yum oh my god but let me make you jealous
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Other Guy:
hay Joan
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Joan Watson:
hay other guy with whom I've had the sexing with many times
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Sherlock Holmes:
I don't care I'm not jealous look at me I'm a psychopath
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*jealous*
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Sherlock Holmes:
so what can we do for fun other than pretend we're not attracted to each other for the next 9 episodes
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Joan Watson:
I used to work for this guy called Charlie but now I consult with the NYPD because they don't have their own medical examiners or something
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Sherlock Holmes:
bet I can solve all the crimes in new york city before this dude Lestrade can
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Joan Watson:
if you win, we make out. if i win, we make out
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Sherlock Holmes:
blimey wanker crumpets jesus
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*goes to crime scene*
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*solves crimes with deductions*
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*more heterosexual tension*
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*drama about drug use*
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*lame British/American differences jokes*
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*even more heterosexual tension*
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*repeat for the next 22 episodes*
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The End.
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